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I Probably Shouldn't Poison My Mother


Running from Screwy Louie and the banana-man, dodging eternal damnation and talking yourself out of dunking your mom's chicken in Mr. Clean sums up a typical day on McClellan Street, 1970-something, Schenectady, New York. I Probably Shouldn't Poison My Mother is a comical reflection of growing up functionally dysfunctional in upper lower-class middle America. Outrageously relatable, Poison is sarcastic and bitter, twisted, sad and pathetically funny - sometimes all at once!